WITH the US now conquered by footsoccer, David Beckham is off to Milan to show the Latins how the game works.
He’s bought place there and the Sun says it’s a “stone’s throw form an infamous red light district”.
Whether the stone is thrown by an aged nun or a vigilante is not known, but with Day-vid’s tuition, all stone throwers will be soon holding the pebble in two hands bending the arms behind the head and the shoulders forward.
But take care. That man at the window showing everyone his arse and crotch is no rent boy. That’s Day-vid Peckham the world’s premier footballista.
