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Bono, Beckham And Me: God Waits On Mount Kilimanjaro
BONO and David Beckham are climbing up Mount Kilimanjaro. Moses only took himself up the mountain and there is reason to believe that finally Bono, Mr G9, might have overplayed his hand. Says a source:...
View ArticlePerez Hilton Thought For The Day
PEREZ Hilton watches celebs so you don’t have to: Spotted: David & Victoria Beckham and their kids at Disney’s California Adventure RIGHT NOW! More top celebrity news to follow…
View ArticleTom Cruise Shows Beckham His Swordmanship
FNAR: Tom Cruise has reportedly recruited Hollywood pals David Beckham and Will Smith to join him in his newest hobby: fencing. The Mission: Impossible star is said to have built a room in his U.S....
View ArticleCelebrity Scoop: Gemma Atkinson, Tom Cruise And David Beckham
THE NEWS of the World has news form Los aNgeles: HOLLYWOOD exposed – Becks parties with Tom Cruise. PLUS: Gemma shops for bras – Good luck Gemma, a woman whose new breasts take on the might of M&S…
View ArticleGordon Smart On Posh And Becks
ASKS Gordon Smart in the Sun: “Are Posh and Becks the most annoyingly attractive couple in the showbiz world?” Answer: Yes. And No.
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America Clamps Down On Beckham And Soccer Players
DAVID Beckham has his work cut out… Spotter: George K.
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The Good Loos: Rebecca Loos Brings Relief To Victoria Beckham
MORE good news for Daily Star readers as they spot Rebecca Loos topless at the seaside. The good news is not that Ms Loos, David Beckham’s pig-tossing former PA, is, thanks to her breast attachments,...
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Toe-Curling Romeo Beckham’s Shot For Stardom
DAVID BECKHAM’S five-year-old is kicking a football. News enough, but there is more: His shot had onlookers open-mouthed as it mirrored his dad’s 2001 goal against Greece which saved England’s World...
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Watching Victoria Beckham For Signs Of Food: Posh Sues Now Magazine
HER Poshness, former Spice Girl Victoria Beckham, is doing as Posh people so and suing Now magazine over claims she uses diet pills. It is incredibly that someone who looks like an extra from a Lowrie...
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Los Angeles Residents Welcome You To London 2012 Olympics
DAVID Beckham and Leona Lewis welcome you to the London Olympics, says the Star. Becks lives in Los Angeles, so does Leona. But what the hell, they were born in London and that will do. The Times leads...
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David Beckham’s Nutrition Advice For The Painfully Thin
WHO is David Beckham talking about as he writes in the Mirror: David Beckham Soccer Aid exclusive: You can help us tackle hunger Who is us? One of the nurses explained that [insert name] had been on a...
View ArticleSarah Palin: The David Beckham Effect
SARAH Palin Watch: Anorak’s look at Sarah Palin in the news… SAYS Alabama’s Martha Stokes: “It was a touchdown, grand slam home run, a three-point shot and whatever you do in soccer.” David Beckham’s...
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Danielle Lloyd’s Neck Is Long Over Jew
DANIELLE Lloyd has had a new tattoo inked (etched?) down the nape of her orangey-brown neck. This is “Dani’s Posh new tattoo,” says the Star. For those of you reading Danielle from the rear, the tattoo...
View ArticleGreat Sporting Injuries: Fabian Espindola’s Own Goal
GREAT SPORTING INJURIES: Fabian Espindola, of Us soccer ball team Real Salt Lake, sis out for at least a month, thanks to a bad ankle sprain suffered when he did a backflip after a goal against David...
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Victoria Beckham Leeches Jennifer Lopez
VICTORIA Beckham has new hairdooo. It’s front-page news in the Sun, Daily Star, Daily Mirror (PETER PAN POSH”), Daily Mail (“short Becks and sides”), and the Daily Express (“Urchin”). The Sun’s Page 3,...
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Victoria Beckham Runs On Chips
SUN readers can learn today why Victoria Beckham has “finally started to smile”. Beneath a picture of Her Poshness, the Sun’s other front-page story is: “DAD KILLS TWO TOTS”. We wonder if these...
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Chip Shape Victoria Beckham Calls The Baby Ordering Service
“I’M not even trying to get pregnant at the moment,” says Victoria Beckham, batting off advances from the Sun’s Victoria Newton and a loaded turkey baster. Instead Her Poshness wants to make use of the...
View ArticleBeckhams Smell Of Bunions, Plastic And Bones
AH, the smell of David Beckham and Her Poshness: Tomorrow. New York. At Macy’s. Posh and Becks will make an in store appearance to promote their new fragrance Beckham Signature His and Her. For Him:...
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Proud Of You: Victoria Beckham Is Proud Of Katie Holmes
PROUD Of You – Anorak’s look at people being proud of others. The more tenuous the link, the better… “We can’t wait to come support Katie… Her husband Tom Cruise says she’s amazing, The reviews have...
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Victoria Beckham Rubs Bird Poo On Her Face
THE Daily Star bring news that Victoria Beckham has taken to rubbing bird poo on her face. The paper tells its readers peering up at a tree of nesting rooks that the “geisha face mask” has been used...
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